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Channel your workplace aggression
Create your own ruff
DIY Shakespeare
Quotes for business

Stories to read aloud
Renaissance Recipes
The Bard on film
Watch animated shorts
Crossword Puzzle
Throw a Shakespeare-themed party

Bard Bell-Ringers
Spend some time with Shakespeare
Become the Bard
Write like Shakespeare
Hip Hop Shakespeare
More ways to talk like Shakespeare 
Words and phrases still used today 

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- Instead of you, say thou or thee(and instead of y’all,
say ye).
- Rhymed couplets are all the rage.
- Men are Sirrah, ladies are Mistress, and your friends are all called Cousin.
- Instead of cursing, try calling your tormenters jackanapes or canker-blossoms or poisonous bunch-back’d toads.
- Don’t waste time saying "it," just use the letter "t" (’tis, t’will, I’ll do’t).
- Verse for lovers, prose for ruffians, songs for clowns.
- When in doubt, add the letters "eth" to the end of verbs (he runneth, he trippeth, he falleth).
- To add weight to your opinions, try starting them with methinks, mayhaps, in sooth or wherefore.
- When wooing ladies: try comparing her to a summer’s day. If that fails, say "Get thee to a nunnery!"
- When wooing lads: try dressing up like a man. If that fails, throw him in the Tower, banish his friends and claim the throne.
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